Sunday, December 7, 2008

Pepsi and 5 Gum

Well, I told myself I would start a blog today, see what it's all about.  You hear about it on the news all the time about how reporters find stories off peoples' blogs.  So, who knows, maybe I could be on the news...doubt it.  But I wanted to see why people like to blog, because to me it's just like allowing stalkers to see every intimate detail about you.
To introduce myself, my name is Brian (couldn't you tell), and I'm a freshman at Lemon Bay High School.  I'm pretty much a normal teen, except I have red hair, am a lil' bit of a nerd, and doesn't do drugs or drink.  Okay, so I'm different, but that's okay because people say I'm special.
Anyways, it's not like I'm new to the internet: I've spent my days with YouTube, MySpace, and good old IDKWTF.  One of the only things I don't do is Twitter.  I mean, if I wanted to post my where-abouts to everyone 24/7, I'd rather be with those people than tell them about it.  What does a Twitter log look like, anyways?
10:22am: eating a sandwich
10:23am: putting my sandwich down so I can drink my soda
10:24am: picking up my sandwich to eat it again, then crying because I realize my life has gone nowhere
10:25am: regained all my self-esteem and am holding back my tears
Being a Twitterer means you have a lot of dedication, I'll give you that.  But how many people are actual dedicated Twitter users?  Good thing none of my friends Twitter, because then I'd be a little scared.  More than a little...a lot.
I guess that's it, except for one thing: 5 Gum's Rain doesn't taste good when you're drinking Pepsi.  It's really disgusting.  Although, it's not as disgusting as Taco Bell and Dairy Queen.  That's some gross stuff!

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